Heard at our house.

May sayings by the kiddos.

May 9

Something you never want to hear shouted from the other room.

Laney: It's OK! I'm alive!!!

May 6

Kaylen: Laney, here is some gum. Don't swallow it. Keep chewing.
Laney: *smack**smack* Ok.
Kaylen: Did you swallow it?
Laney: *Gulp* Yes.
Kaylen: Ugh! You are supposed to chew it.
Laney: Ok, let's try again. *smack**smack**gulp* yep, I still dust swallowed it.

Heard at our house.

April sayings from the Merritt kids.

April 1

Laney is working on her inheritance already.

Laney: Mom, you look berry beautiful cooking the chicken.
Me: Thank you!

April 25
Laney: I sink I ate too much food. It is all dust bumping into each other in my belly. Ugh! I don't sink I need anymore begtables.

My Prince

Laney found the heels I wore to a wedding Saturday. She said 'Momma, did you wear deese at the castle when Daddy found you in your dress and he was your prince?'

My marriage is far from perfect but to my kids it will always be a fairy tale. Glad I have them to remind me of this. Also helps when the husband spends the day doing laundry and cleaning while I was at work.

Prince? I'd say so!!!

Everyday!!!

Laney leaves the bathroom and comes over to me:

Laney: Mom, do I have to wipe?
Me: YES!!!
Laney: Awe man, every time! (as she walks back to the bathroom)

She's going to have a long hard life if this frustrates her.