Heard in our house - January 2013

Some of the craziness the kids have said this month.

January 4th
Listening to Bryan's game on the Internet, Laney comes to me and says 'Mom, we are going to go to bed and then Daddy is going to come home from the boys and wake me up and I can dust hug him so much.'

This is the first year she has really noticed him being gone so much during the season. She loves her Daddy.

January 26th

Laney: Member when I was a baby and I came out of your froat and den I was crying and den you was rockin' me in da chair and den you dust hit my head.
Me: I didn't hit your head!
Laney: well, den you were a princess and you had some flowers (my wedding picture) and you had really big boobies because they dust already growed up but my boobies are not growed up. Will you smell my feet?
Me: No! That is gross.
Laney: well, I think they stink.
Me: go play somewhere else you are weird.

January 28th
More Laney goodness...

She is in my lap and hits my stomach.
'Mom, your belly is too big. I sink someone is in zhere.'

I'll be eating my feelings the rest of the night if you need me.




January 30th
Laney's latest attempt to stay up.

Laney: Dad, where is the bafroom?

She has lived in the same house all of her life.